Captain McAwesome was born from the hell fires of mount vagina. When he was only 5 he toppled the Roman Empire and by the age of 11 he was a full fledged nerd, controlling robotic Legos with the mere stroke of a key(board). At age 16 the Captain sailed the blue cheese sea riding the back of a great sea turtle named Charlie. Upon his 21st birthday he was awarded the Great Jersey of Power, Norway's highest honor. Elation soon turned to sadness as he learned that his best friend and professional clown impersonator had passed away due to a horrible bout with malaise! On that day, Captain McAwesome made a pledge, to fight boredom and malaise, whatever the cost! Little did he know that his former friend had not really died and was in fact stuck in a 1/2 size reproduction of a clown car, slowly losing his mind, only to become Captain McAwesome's arch nemesis, General Ass-Clownery!
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